The End of Harry Potter

New here? This post gets a fair bit of search engine traffic. I just wanted to note that it was written in 2002. It’s obviously outrageously wrong. Who cares? I was just having some fun. Read on…

J.K. Rowling told reporters that she has already written the final chapter of book 7 of Harry Potter. The chapter tells of what happens to the main characters after graduation. This is doubtless going to be one of the most sought after documents on the Net, and there will be many fake variations that surface. I thought I would make a pre-emptive strike and release my version of the last chapter of Harry Potter. Feel free to post a link to your own Potter final chapters.

Harry Potter and the Legend of Sawtooth (Book 7)

Chapter 65 – The End

And with that, Harry Potter’s notable career at Hogwarts was officially at an end. Harry and his friends will always look back at these seven years as having been among the best they’ve had.

Harry’s fond memories of Hogwarts were not overshadowed by the dark experiences he had had to face. They also weren’t ruined by thoughts of summers at the Dursleys. His time at Hogwarts was so liberating compared to living at the Dursleys that Hogwarts stands out in vibrant detail because of the contrast.

The Dursleys were pleased to finally be rid of Harry. Uncle Vernon and Aunt Petunia broke down to tears when their son Dudley left for junior college. After an undistinguished two years at the college, Dudley started his undistinguished career selling insurance. He was keenly aware that he had not treated Harry well, and that Harry could now use magic as much as he liked. To this day, he periodically glances over his shoulder, fearing that Harry will be standing there, wand upraised, casting some spell that will turn him into a toad. This hasn’t happened, yet.

With the Malfoy family fortune greatly in decline, Draco Malfoy was forced to go out and earn his living after Hogwarts. His attempts to get a job in the Ministry of Magic failed time and again, for reasons that will become clear soon. He ended up owning a shop in Nocturne Alley buying and selling dark magic items.

Much as he disliked Harry, Severus Snape finally admitted that Harry was a pretty good wizard after all. Snape was finally given the Defense Against the Dark Arts post after years of trying, and that put him in a particularly lighter mood. He felt like he was almost going to miss Harry. Almost.

Albus Dumbledore could hardly have been more proud of his students. After his long years as a well-respected wizard and Headmaster of the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, he knew it was time to retire and get some rest. With Voldemort vanquished at last, he had no more fears about the safety of his students.

Minerva McGonagoll was tempted to retire as well, but she enjoyed being the head of Gryffindor house entirely too much for that. Her Transfiguration class continues to be one of the most difficult classes at Hogwarts to this day.

The statue of Hagrid kept his memory with the Hogwarts students for years to come. Over time, Hagrid’s deeds were embellished to the point where Hagrid was said to have single-handedly held off an army of trolls, dragons, and Lord Voldemort himself for hours as the wizards got their act together. His pet dragon Norbert has often made a stop at Hogwarts to look at the statue of Hagrid, who had raised him in his earliest days. Harry would also come back to Hogwarts to see the school and the statue which reminded him of his old friend who had done so much for him.

The Weasleys, who were once scorned by the wealthier wizards because of their relative lack of wealth, finally came into their own. Most thought that if any wealth came to the Weasleys, it would come from Charlie or Percy who were both near the tops of their classes. But, it was the troublemakers Fred and George that hit it big. The shop that they had opened right after graduation, Weasley Brothers Spellbinding Novelties and Magical Jokes, had been such a huge hit with the students of Hogwarts that the professors were seriously considering restricting trips to Hogsmeade. The second Weasley Brothers location in Diagon Alley was an even greater success.

Ron Weasley decided to head to Romania and learn how to fight dragons from his brother Charlie. After facing his first couple of real dragons, he decided that dragon hunting wasn’t his bag of tricks. His bag of tricks, in fact, happened to be tricks. He became a master joke maker and the third partner in Weasley Brothers.

Hermione Granger went on to enjoy a stellar career in wizard academia, eventually becoming the Headmistress of Hogwarts. Her books eventually came to outsell even those of Gilderoy Lockhart. Those books appear in the “p’ sections of the library, for Hermione Potter.

After leaving Hogwarts, Harry and Hermione had gone their separate ways. Hermione went on to the prestigious London Institute of Magical Research and Harry went straight into the Ministry of Magic. Though they often got on each other’s nerves, Harry and Hermione realized that they were much happier together, and got married after Hermione finished her schooling. Headmistress Hermione Potter and Minister of Magic Harry Potter could not have been happier.

Compared to the excitement and adventure of his childhood, Harry’s career in the Ministry of Magic was downright boring. With Voldemort vanquished, dark magic became far less popular, and the wizard population was more peaceful than it had been in generations. Harry was pleased to have had a hand in making the world a better place for his children. Little did he know that his children would face their own unique challenges…

47 thoughts on “The End of Harry Potter”

  1. Gee…i didin’t realize Harry would become Minister for Magic…and he would marry Hermione…i guess thats good…but what happened to Cho Chang and Proffesor Lupin?And Alastor”Mad Eye”Moody?Also Cornelious Fudge?Was he sacked?i Really can’t wait for the sixth and seventh Harry Potter books to come out…my cousin bought the Order of the Phoenix for me…and i am really very sad that Sirius Black had to die…well…i really can’t wait…it is(the story)too exciting i tell ya…

  2. do you remember on the first book when ron looked in the merrior of esrid and said he saw himself as a head boy and a quiditch captain do you think it was showing the future because in book five he became a prefect and started playing on the qudith team

  3. It’s possible that JK Rowling was foreshadowing when Ron looked in the mirror. What the mirror is really supposed to show, though, is what the person truly wants… so maybe Ron is just getting lucky and getting those things that he truly desired.

  4. God! What kind’ a name is that?! “The legend of the sawtooth”? Why didn’t U name it “Harry potter and the fart’s end”!? It SUXX!I am a real writer! Yppeeee! If I were J.K. Rowling I wold tell my fukin’ public to send me ideeas, and then, I would publish the book with the ideeas I like! So…, with no further to add, this is Shella Madeline, reporting live from Romania, DRAGON COUNTRY! PS: let’s not forget the vampire stuff…, oh! And… I’M A REAL WITCH!

  5. hey would n’t it have been better if Harry would have married Ginny and hermione would have married Ron ,his way all would have been linked togethor.

  6. It’s a very well thought end but far from the truth.
    By the way Shella Madeline. I do live in Romania, and there’s no such thing as vampires!..maybe witches if u say so.

  7. Well if you ask me i’d say the goofiest name iv’e read so far was Harry Potter and the Death of the monkeys that came out of nowhere that farted……………

    Laughenstein monkeybutt

  8. I LOVE J.K but really…………….DID SHE HAVE TO KILL HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WWWWWWWWWHHHHYYYYYYYY!!!!!!! RIP SIRIUS. DUDE HE IS LIKE AWESOME

  9. I LOVE J.K but really…………….DID SHE HAVE TO KILL HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WWWWWWWWWHHHHYYYYYYYY!!!!!!! RIP SIRIUS. DUDE HE IS LIKE AWESOME

  10. I knew this would happen. But seriously….Hermione and Harry…..Poor Ginny might die of shock…Ron of grief……(Fred and George of laughter)…so why don’t U make a little change to save four weasleys????????

  11. I hate how Ronald Weasley becomes a joker with George Weasley. George is the BEST character in Harry Potter!! Fred STINKS LIKE ROTTEN PEANUTS ON A ROTTEN PICKLE ON ROTTEN BREAD!! I mean COME ON!! Harry and Hermionie and Ron and George and the stinker Fredy, all turn EVIL!! Hagrid does too!! Dumbledore dies and Malfoy becomes a Death Eater!! Harry marries a TOAD BECAUSE HE IS A TOAD!!

  12. I HATE THE ENDING!! It stinks. J.K did a HORRIBLE job on book 5, now on the 7th one she did too!! I need to get a drink!! I need to breathe!! George Weasley is the best!! He becomes EVIL with Harry, Fredddy the loser, Ronald, Hermionie, and Hagrid!! Dumbledore dies… Sigh. I hate the ending alot! I want a new one!! I…Need…A..A..A..A..Air!! Get a life!! Who wrote this anyway??……

  13. Whait I’m confused harry ends up with cho chang and ron ends up with hermione
    and I thought they were all going to become like evil wizard bounty hunters right your site sucks.

  14. I enjoyed this ending very much but the last part puzzled me and I quote “Harry was pleased to have had a hand in making the world a better place for his children. Little did he know that his children would face their own unique challenges…”. The author J.K. Rowling left place for another volume? I hope she did !!!

  15. From everything I’ve read to date, I don’t think JK Rowling is going to leave so blatant an opening for additional stories. Authors can *always* find a way to create more stories in the worlds they’ve created if they want to (see Piers Anthony, who has overextended almost all of his series). I don’t think JK Rowling is going to go that route with Potter, though.

    I’m certain the ending of Harry Potter will look nothing like this. After all, some elements have already been eliminated…

  16. This is horrible!!! Will somebody OOOOOOOOOOpen up the window!!! I think Ron should marry Hermione and Harry will marry Ginny Weasley. The wind is blowing me awwwwwwwwway!!! Oh, yeah, Ronald does not go to work with George, the BEST character in Harry Potter. He becomes in auror, like Hermione. Harry becomes headmaster of Hogwarts. My cake is ready! Got to go!!!! To be continued

  17. ok…Dumbledore dies, first off. secondly, Ron totally ends up with Hermione…her books will be under the w section…if a dementor doesn’t shoot her with a 12-gage the day she goes crazy and runs outside screaming wearing nothing but a pink thong from Victorias secret. no, i’m not a lesbiand.

  18. Ok, how come there is still all those rumors that Harry dies in the last book? And…Dumbledore dies so how can they tell about him if he’s dead?

    Sirius…(sob) can’t he come back to life? Why did he have to die!?!

    there so much I have to say but I just forgot!!!

    SIGH

  19. Do not kill harry in the last book if it is true .this is a request to J.K.Rowling.pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!

  20. You Are Fucking Liars That Most Definitley Will Not Happen. J.K. Rowling isn’t even half way through writing the book she said so on an interview.

  21. J K Rowling has not even finished the book and there is speculation about the book already.
    when the book is done everyone will find out for themselfs wot happened to Harry,Ron,Hermione,Hagrid,and Voldermolt
    til the book is published no more silly stories plzzzzzzzzzzzzz and make it a good book J K Rowling thanks

  22. i have enjoyed all of jk rowlings books and yet why did dumbledore have to die . he was the closes to harry and yet snape was a traitor he was workin for the dark lord betraying dombldore i hope jk givessnapes wats comin to him and voldermolt, harry distroy him and every one is happy and the dark lord is gone for good

  23. I think Harry potter should live and get married to hermione, they both open a school to help kids learn the happy ending.

  24. Are you sure this is really gonna happen? i think that someone is just making this crap up, J.K. Rowling Wouldn’t give her secrets away to the world! What would make the fun of that??!

  25. I totally agree with Haley. I think all these rumors about harry potter are…rumors. And I do agree with tazzzzz because some of this stuff is so old it’s not even true anymore. I don’t know what to think. Everyone is going on these websites because everyone who has read all 6 books wants to know the end! Like me!

  26. Wait a minute! I just thought of something! On almost every Harry Potter site it says that the last word in the last chapter would be scar…but it’s not in this chapter! I don’t know who’s right! I feel really weird right now……….

  27. Anonymous
    Jan 17th, 2002 at 11:20 am
    The end of Harry Potter
    Excellent conclusion!

    2 Liz Yap Jinny
    Sep 1st, 2003 at 10:34 am
    Gee…i didin’t realize Harry would become Minister for Magic…and he would marry Hermione…i guess thats good…but what happened to Cho Chang and Proffesor Lupin?And Alastor�Mad Eye�Moody?Also Cornelious Fudge?Was he sacked?i Really can’t wait for the sixth and seventh Harry Potter books to come out…my cousin bought the Order of the Phoenix for me…and i am really very sad that Sirius Black had to die…well…i really can’t wait…it is(the story)too exciting i tell ya…

    3 joshua bushey
    Oct 9th, 2003 at 6:18 pm
    do you remember on the first book when ron looked in the merrior of esrid and said he saw himself as a head boy and a quiditch captain do you think it was showing the future because in book five he became a prefect and started playing on the qudith team

    this is so old

  28. Dear BlueSky,

    The end would be nice, if you asked me.

    Currently I’m attending a training as an bilingual correspondent. And my 1st language is English. So for praxis I’m currently translating (I will not sell this or earn any money) this. But one issue of translating is to know what the writer meant to say.

    In paragraph 8 you write, “The shop that they had opened right after graduation” But they didn’t graduate, did they. Actually they cancelled education after the 6th grade and … you know …

    In paragraph 11 you write Harry’ll be Minister of Magic. I really couldn’t believe that. Didn’t the Ministry treat him badly? I mean, remember what they’d done to him. They prejudged him, sued him …

    And finally it goes, “With Voldemort vanquished, dark magic became …“ You mean ‘defence against dark magic’, don’t you?
    And what d’you mean with “own unique challenges” his children’d face?

    I look forward to your reply.

    Yours

    Larry

  29. first of all hermione is older than Harry so that really doesn’t fit and hermione liked ron not harry and harry liked Ginny not hermione and where is Hagrid? but i think that its an ok story better than okay but not better than excellent but great imagination and thinking oh and did i tell you snape kills dumbledoore so yeah nice story

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  31. Whatever… She is trying to show world is round and everything comes back!! That is how evil persists and that is how evil dies…

  32. This whole thing is a lie first its called Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows and [spoilers removed]…

    [Note from Kevin/tazzzzz/the guy who owns this site: Let me reiterate: my posting here was just a crazy work of fiction written *years ago*, probably around the time of Goblet of Fire. There is no point in saying “this is wrong”. We all know that, and most people coming here now would know what the real ending is. But, I’m not going to permit posting of spoilers, because there are likely still a few people who have not read Deathly Hallows. So, I’ve edited this comment down to no longer include the spoilers posted by the original commenter.]

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