Flying Spaghetti Monster!
by Kevin Dangoor
I must remind you that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is just a theory, not a fact. As with any theory, it is good to consider other points of view.
I must remind you that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is just a theory, not a fact. As with any theory, it is good to consider other points of view.
After serious consideration of the theory, I have changed my dinner plans.
OMG the Kansas school board wrote back, and is considering the theory of the Flying Spaghetti Monster! Halelujah! Ramen!
Please send us your mental images of Him. (click my name for the site and contact info)
I like saying “Noodly Appendage”
Don’t we all! It noodly appendages come up far too infrequently in casual conversation.
McClellan: We do not comment on ongoing investigations into noodly appendages.
Long live the great FSM!
I wrote a satirical little ditty about creationism that the Monster might enjoy during His/Her downtime. It’s called “God Made the World,” and is available on the Washington Post mp3 hosting site at
http://mp3.washingtonpost.com/bands/buzz_skyline.shtml
Buzz Skyline
If someone were to renounce their faith in the Flying Spaghetti Monster, would that be considered an act of apastasy (sic)?