Mystery Meat Navigation

May 13, 2004 04:46 · 100 words · 1 minute read

A few years ago, I clued Vincent Flanders in on a few outrageous websites. One of Vincent’s big categories of site suckage is Mystery Meat Navigation, where the site provides unlabeled pictures as a navigational “aid”. Today I came across Fuddruckers : World’s Greatest Hamburgers. Here’s my message to Vincent:

To their credit, they do provide non-mysterious links at the bottom. The part that really got me, though, was the giant picture of a hamburger. Apparently, their restaurants are the mystery meat. Their menu is a little cheesy. Their jobs are spicy. And their franchise opportunities give you bad breath.